The Cake Is a LieRommie Johnson

Standard carbon-based lifeform

At various points I’ve been a .

I’m either a Renaissance Man or a raging dilettante — your call.

My long-term goal is to help reverse the impractical, short-sighted trends of Western consumerism by helping to develop or market either (a) accessible, affordable, sustainable alternative products and services, (b) independent, objective educational outreach programs or (c) both.

Either that or I’ll open a bar.